Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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