Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
