Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You can make out without kissing
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