But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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