babies were throwing up all over the place
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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