their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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