They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think my moral compass just broke
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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