I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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