we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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