ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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