How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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