we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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