But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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