Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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