John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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