i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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