My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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