I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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