is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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