So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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