Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
this just has baby written all over it
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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