Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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