problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm both gender and math confused
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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