Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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