i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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