let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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