He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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