Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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