So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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