I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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