Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Where is the hickey?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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