when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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