I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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