i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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