This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
