Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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