I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
420 ftw
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
