Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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