Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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