then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Do plants get herpes?
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