I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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