There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
