just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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