4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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