What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
His hands were made for my vagina.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
