You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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