I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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