you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
