Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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