i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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