You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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